The Two Main Rules of Dating

                You readers deserve to read new stuff more often.  So I decided to give you guys another post.  It appears like this blog has turned into a type of dating blog that is just written solely by me, so I guess I’ll continue the trend at least for now.
                Now before I start out on this post (which is obviously entitled “The Two Main Rules of Dating”), I’m going to let you guys know that this is all meant in jest and that I do not suggest that anyone actually follow these rules.  Of course, if you do actually happen to decide to follow these rules, I would love to hear how they worked out for you.  But I don’t recommend following these rules.  Now on to the post.

The Two Main Rules of Dating

1.       Don’t date crazy.

This one shouldn’t be too hard to figure out.  If you date crazy, you're going to have a bad time. I do not recommend it.  Now, you might be wondering, “Who is this Crazy that he’s talking about?”  Well crazy is basically someone who acts crazy.  Have you seen the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme that’s been going around lately?  That is crazy.  Crazy makes a scrapbook full of pictures that they have taken of you when you aren’t looking along with pieces of your hair and anything else that they can get a hold of.  Don’t date crazy.  That leads me to rule number two.

2.       If you do date crazy, make up a fake identity.

If you can’t help but date someone crazy (maybe they’re just too cute to pass up or they have the right connections to get you front row seats at a concert or something similar), then you obviously can’t give them any true information; that will just result in you and your friends being stalked after you break up with crazy.  So you need to make a fake you.  Create a whole new person.  You’ll want it to be close enough to your real self that it doesn’t take too much to pull off and it’s easier to not slip up.

Tellin' it how it is,
The Unobtrusive One