Saturday, May 19, 2012

Chick Flicks and Why They're Necessary

I haven't posted in a while, so I decided that I should probably write a post while I'm just sitting here doing nothing (read "browsing the Internet").  First I'll give you the reason why I haven't posted in a long time.  I'm a procrastinator.  Simple as that.  I could've posted a lot, I just didn't.

But on to the post.

Girls, most of you don't need to be told why chick flicks are necessary.  Most of you love chick flicks and what they have in them.  So the first part of this post is mostly for the guys.  Of course I will throw stuff in that the girls should pay attention to.

Guys, you're going to have to watch chick flicks at some point in your life.  Your girlfriend will make you.  Your wife will make you.  Someone will make you.  If you claim that you will never watch a chick flick, you're lying to yourself.  It will happen.

However, chick flicks are necessary.  Take most girls to watch a chick flick instead of an action movie and (most of the time) they'll appreciate it.  On the other hand, if you refuse to watch a chick flick that your girlfriend wants to watch and suggest that you watch an action movie, prepare yourself for a world of cool indifference.  You have to let them have their way some of the time (actually most of the time).

Also.  Chick flicks are the best movies for cuddling.  If you haven't learned that yet, learn it now.

Girls, you make your boyfriends and husbands watch chick flicks.  You know that it's true.  Don't try to deny it.  So, if you're going to make them watch them, you can at least be kind to them and not make them watch the terrible chick flicks.  Guys like movies with action.  So, instead of watching a movie that is completely full of cheesy romance, pick a movie that has at least a little bit of action so that us guys don't get completely bored.

Just to sum everything up: guys, chick flicks are a necessary evil; girls, be kind to the guys and pick decent chick flicks.


Tellin' it how it is,
The Unobtrusive One